Let me tell you about the Biscuit Mouse...
The 'Biscuit Mouse' used to eat all of the biscuits from the biscuit barrel. I realise that there were a lot of biscuits in that sentence. When biscuits went missing, we used to put it down to the mouse. As you have probably guessed, the Biscuit Mouse was me. I was a chubby child.
The issue now is that my soap keeps going missing from the bathroom. I use my soap and as soon as it gets to a certain size, it disappears without a trace! No one in the house seems to know where the soap goes, and everyone denies throwing it away themselves. My conclusion- WE HAVE A SOAP MOUSE!! However this leaves me with a very big problem, the 'Soap Mouse' is not me...so who is it? And just wait until I get my hands on whoever it is.
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