17 Thoughts You Have When You're Ill and Feeling Sorry Yourself

Well...our house has been filled with illness this week. First I had it- and by 'it', I mean, shivers, cold sweats, fever, sore throat, swollen glands, aching body, the whole shebang- and now I seem to have kindly passed it on to everyone else. There's nothing worse than feeling poorly. Does anyone else go through this whole process too, or is it just me?

1. Chocolate milk tastes wrong. Orange juice tastes wrong. Toast tastes wrong. Even water tastes wrong. FGS...here we go.

2. Ouch, my body hurts. No, my body really hurts. In fact I'm just going to stay lying here for a while.

3. Mum. Mum? Mummy?...Anyone? Help.

4. I need water and I need paracetamol and I need them now.

5. It's 4am. Why can't I sleep? Ouchy achey body.

6. Sleep. Awake. Toilet. Sleep. Awake. Water. (Repeat x6)

7. I can't do today, nope, I think I might actually be dying.

8. Thank you for the water, Mum. But why isn't it making me feel any better?

9. SEND ALL OF THE HELP!

10. Pancakes will make this better. Why are pancakes such a ball ache to make? I. Can't. Do. It...I'll just have a yoghurt.

11. Having a bath was such a good idea. I just want to stay here forever.

12. Don't fall asleep in the bath Sian.

13. It's okay for me to take the really comfy jumper out of the washing basket, isn't it? I am ill after all.

14. I'll feel so much better for having a good cleanse and getting my shit together. Actually, I might even go bare-faced today!

15. *catches own reflection in mirror* Oh god no...pass me the BB cream!

16. Will things ever be the same again? Will I always feel like this?

17. Just going to cuddle with my dog, watch re-runs of Geordie Shore, crawl under a rock and wait for all of this to blow over. Maybe someone will take enough pity on me to make me a nice tea...preferably covered in gravy. 

Please tell me I'm not the only one?